Friday, October 31, 2008
Happy Halloween...
...and a happy birthday to myself as well. Have a fabulous Halloween.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
May I Please have it?
Dear Red States,
Dear Red States,
If you manage to steal this election, too; we've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, this includes California, Hawaii ,Oregon ,Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of 'New California'.
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty and Wrigley Field. You get Dollywood and Tropicana Field. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms and a tax-evasive plumber.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals; they have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs eventually turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in anymore of Bush and McCain's Quagmire.
In the area of culture, you get to enjoy the Coca-Cola Museum, George W. Bush Library and Hank Williams, Jr. We'll revel in the Museum of Modern Art, NY Public Library and Bruce Springsteen.
Just think of all the cuisine you Red Staters can dig into. While we Blue Staters sink into lobster, great bagels and deep dish pizza; you get to dine at 80% of all the Hooters restaurants.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Northwestern, Cal Tech, University of Michigan and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of tobacco chewers and/or smokers (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, and 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11.
Peace out,
Blue States
If you manage to steal this election, too; we've decided we're leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, this includes California, Hawaii ,Oregon ,Washington , Minnesota , Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois and the entire Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of 'New California'.
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of Liberty and Wrigley Field. You get Dollywood and Tropicana Field. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms and a tax-evasive plumber.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals; they have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs eventually turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in anymore of Bush and McCain's Quagmire.
In the area of culture, you get to enjoy the Coca-Cola Museum, George W. Bush Library and Hank Williams, Jr. We'll revel in the Museum of Modern Art, NY Public Library and Bruce Springsteen.
Just think of all the cuisine you Red Staters can dig into. While we Blue Staters sink into lobster, great bagels and deep dish pizza; you get to dine at 80% of all the Hooters restaurants.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines, 90% of all cheese, 90% of the high tech industry, 95% of the corn and soybeans (thanks Iowa!), most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Northwestern, Cal Tech, University of Michigan and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88% of tobacco chewers and/or smokers (and their projected health care costs), 92% of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the war, the death penalty or gun laws, and 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11.
Peace out,
Blue States
Agreed
- Irwin Federman
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quote
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Shoes!
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Blog,
shoes,
this is glamorous
Addiction
I have an addiction to Wasabi Peas.
Along with an addiction to fresh apple cider from the farms in Corvallis.
ASID
My goal for after I graduate is to work for a professional ASID interior designer. It would be amazing if they passed the NCIDQ exam as well. I am currently an ASID student member at the Oregon State University student chapter where I am the hospitality chair.
Check out ASID here.
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ASID,
interior design,
Oregon State University
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
LifeStyled
I fully believe in the importance of appearance and style....call it vain, but hey it's true. I came across LifeStyled from Seattle. I think everyone needs to take some personal time for themselves. I would love to have a personal style consultant and hear what they have to say.
Oh the smell.
I soon will be getting the Capri Blue Volcano jar candle from Anthropologie and I can't wait. My room is going to smell sensational!
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anthropologie,
candle
Monday, October 27, 2008
You're Welcome
I am pleased to announce that I have season tickets to the upcoming Seattle Sounders FC. And I am even more pleased to announce that the gorgeous Freddy Ljungberg will be joining the team. He competes with Beckham in looks.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Pre-Halloween Party
I wore my flapper costume out last night in preparation for the actual Halloween day! It worked out well besides the fact that many guys don't really know what a flapper is. Just so you all know the definition is: a young woman, esp. one who, during the 1920s, behaved and dressed in a boldly unconventional manner.
Me and my old roommate Britni.
Song For Amanda -by Kyle Riabko
Kyle Riabko...I saw playing in the park a good 5 years ago and feel in love with his voice. This song is one of my favorites off his new cd. He is also currently in Spring Awakening. Enjoy.
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Music
domino magazine, j. crew, and closet.... perfection.
I am sure everyone has already looked through the latest, fabulous Domino magazine but I still thought I would share Jenna Lyon's, from J. Crew, house. I would love to devote a whole room as my closet!
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Domino Magazine,
interiors,
J. Crew,
style
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Oscar Wilde
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best."
"When good Americans die they go to Paris."
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quote
Friday, October 24, 2008
ban.do
I am loving ban.do currently. I really want a hippie around the head style headband.
Birthday Time
My birthday is a week from today...yes, halloween. I really hope someone makes me cupcakes. They look delicious.
around the corner
Hello. This is perfect.
My grandma has a large collection of silhouettes that I eventually get to have. This is a perfect example of what I would love to do with them. I am also slowly falling in love with that color of paint. Very calming and sophisticated as well. This wonderful photo is from popptalk via The Black Apple.
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Blog,
Design,
inspiration,
interiors
Twilight Blue
My amazing new find on Etsy today. It is from the artist jkldesign. Breathtaking! Go check out the rest of her work!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Dave Matthews Band
Say Goodbye
So here we are tonight
You and me together
The storm outside, the fire is bright
And in your eyes I see
What's on my mind
You've got me wild
Turned around inside
And then desire, see, is creeping
Up heavy inside here
And know you feel the same way
I do now
Now let's make this an evening
Lovers for a night, lovers for tonight
Stay here with me, love, tonight
Just for an evening
When we make
Our passion pictures
You and me twist up
Secret creatures
And we'll stay here
Tomorrow go back to being friends
Go back to being friends
But tonight let's be lovers,
We kiss and sweat
We'll turn this better thing
To the best
Of all we can offer, Just a rogue kiss
Tangled tongues and lips,
See me this way
I'm turning and turning for you
Girl just tonight
Float away here with me
An evening just wait and see
But tomorrow go back to your man
I'm back to my world
And we're back to being friends
Wait and see me,
Tonight let's do this thing
All we are is wasting hours until the sun comes up it's all ours
On our way here
Tomorrow go back to being friends
Go back to being friends
Tonight let's be lovers, say you will
And hear me call, soft-spoken whispering love
A thing or two I have to say here
Tonight let's go all the way then
Love I'll see you,
Just for this evening
Let's strip down, trip out at this
One evening starts with a kiss
Run away
And tomorrow
back to being friends
Lovers...love...lovers
Just for tonight, one night...love you
And tomorrow say goodbye
Officially Addicted
There is no point denying my love for Gossip Girl. One of my favorite parts of the show is obviously the fashion! Well, I was over at Bluefly and now you can search and buy from each character's closet. It is wonderful and I want to buy quite a lot of the items listed....go check it out; you won't be disappointed.
They are a rather good looking cast too. That always helps.
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Bluefly,
fashion,
Gossip Girl,
style
Fifties Beatnik
The trend according to Asos is Fifties Beatnik where you hit the scene in the jazz clubs of Fifties Soho. I am loving this look. It is a wonderful mix of retro inspired pieces with still a modern, up to date feeling. Now if I could only fine guys that dress like this.
Bag Borrow or Steal
Need a fabulous designer purse or amazing jewelry and can't afford it.... well borrow it of course. Check out Bag Borrow or Steal.
Rockin' the Purple Tights
I am loving purple tights and I currently am wearing mine. Now if only people in Corvallis would understand my fashion.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Frozen Grand Central
We watched this in Art class today and I just loved it so I thought I would share. Enjoy.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Brett Dennen
I am pretty excited for the new Brett Dennen album that just came out. I am pretty sure it is going to be spectacular!
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Music
Little Black Dress
Little Black Dress by Lovely Happenings
Flapper
I originally was going to be a Knight for Halloween but I am just dying to be a Flapper. I might not have the short, cute hair but I am going to do it anyways. I am in search for a dress now!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Chair Couture
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Chair Couture,
Chairs,
furniture,
love
Love at first sight
hello gorgeous....Check out the Master Bedroom of the Merchandise Mart Design Center's Dream Home by Anne Coyle. This room is just fabulous. Check out the video here to see the rest of the room and the other wonderful rooms of this house.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Dress obsession
I LOVE DRESSES! Just a tidbit you should know. I especially love cute, fabulous, and inexpensive dresses like this one here!
The bow is so damn cute.
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Dress,
Forever 21,
style
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Eye Candy
Looking at gorgeous interiors and architecture is wonderful but here is the lovely Robert Pattinson instead. He is rocking the "JBF" hair (just been fucked hair). Love it!
Here.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
too cute
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cute,
style,
The Sartorialist
No on 8 PSA: CONSTITUTION
This is a really good video for No on prop 8! Check it out. I love sexual innuendo.
Labels:
election
Just around the corner
Graduation is just around the corner.... well the corner is still a bit away but it seems so darn close. This is my final year at OSU and I graduate in June! ahhhh. I recently have been thinking about what I will be doing after I graduate. I guess that means I should start looking for a job soon. Real world here I come!
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graduation,
job,
school
I might not be a Californian but...
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election
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
LOV-E
There really aren't words that can explain how much I love LOV-E artwork. I first came across her work at Poolga which then led me to her flickr account. Go check it out here. There are some amazing photos and Polaroids as well.
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Fat Talk Free Week
This is very good video with an important message. Very sad but true.
Addicted to Domino Magazine
I am sure all of you that are addicted to Domino Magazine like myself have already seen this but I just love it so much that I thought I would share. Rashida Jones before and after photos of her apartment. Enjoy.
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Domino Magazine,
interiors
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