- Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
- Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
- Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
- Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
- Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
- Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
- Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
- Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
- Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
- Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
- Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
- Jim Halpert: Go.
- Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Marry Me Jim Halpert
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Loves it! I miss that show so much. The reruns just aren't kickin it over the summer.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite episodes ever.
ReplyDeleteI just read your blog for the first time after following a link from OhMiska. I decided your blog is worth following just for your Jim Halpert post. A woman after my own heart :)
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